50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning. 2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it. 3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception. 4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD 5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of
Hey Edward CullenHey There Delilah song parody with Edward Cullen from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight :) , enjoy guys!Hey Edward Cullen
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Hey Edward Cullen
Whats it like to be a vampire?
When your hunting with your brothers burning leeches in the fire
How does it feel? Oh god how I wish you were real
I'll be your meal
Hey Edward Cullen It's not nice of you to dazzle all those unspecting fan girls who wish to see you in a towel Oh yes it's true were all so in love with you And Bella too.
Oh why won't you just bite me? Oh why won'
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